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Sunday for Some – Monday For Others

Either way we should be doing this “Salute to the Sun” every day. Only takes a few minutes but here are some of the benefits.
“If you don’t do different nothing will change”

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Something to Make You Smile On A Monday

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

“Here’s what you do,” said the doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.” Then in a normal tone he asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Peg, what’s for dinner?”

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again, he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. “Peg, what’s for dinner?”

(I just love this!)

“Dammit, Bert, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!”

 

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Zingers to Put a Smile on the Dial for Monday

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Monday Morning Inspiration – Nothing Is Impossible

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Monday Morning Start Up

5 of these each morning is soooooo good for the body, mind and Soul. Well not sure about the soul but mind and body anyway. Gets the circulation going. Its for the fella’s as well you know.

I know a few that might have a need for this – not pointing any fingers of course but they ride motorbikes.

Walk Down Push Up

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Making Monday Better – No Words Needed

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Poem Friday – Muscles I Never Knew I Had

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Muscles I Never Knew I had
Author Lesley Voth

After a few weeks from rigorous training
I have found my first week back at the gym rather draining

Swam for one hour, lay in the sauna on monday Morning
Arrived Tuesday, feeling not to bad, but a little tired and yawning

Now I had read about this new weight lifting idea
Go very very slow, no fast moves, very good for the rear

Did that, not too bad, worked till I got little shakes
Then did the arms, again slow, just enough to feel a small burn and aches

After an hour of body work, I felt my training should come to an end
After all I had the whole day to work so did not want to outspend

Went to bed early, to get a good nights sleep
In the morning I did not bounce out of bed, I had to creep

I had muscles that were not there before
That new system well it works well that is for sure

By Thursday I was not feeling so bad
But I tell you I found muscles I never knew I had

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