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I thought this was funny. Good laugh to start the day – well here in Australia anyway
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 p.m., after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
“My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is a bloody mess, and the dishes aren’t done. Can’t you see I’m still in my damn pyjamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the devil did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?”
“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
People who have dogs and take them for a walk and do not pick up their Dog Poo are ignorant. Stepping in that stuff makes me ‘dry reach’ (close to vomit)
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures the next morning.
His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.
“Is that so?” asked the first old guy. “Did he do a good job?”
The second oldster replied, “Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in the testicles.”
The first old guy was confused and asked, “What the hell does that have to do with your dentures?”
“It was the first time in two years my teeth didn’t hurt.”
A Millennial Job Interview
I am not in a position to employ a millennial but I believe those who do, this video is close to the truth. LOL well sort of.
Got this from Facebook. It is so funny. I could see myself in this video. LOL