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We All Know this – True Words

This is very true in all walks of life be it your spouse, child, politician,lawyer, relative, you or me.

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Definition of Materialism

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A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barrelling down the road, drifted right and completely tore off the driver’s door. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again, would never be the same. And that being an attorney, he was going to sue the truck driver, his employer and even his driver’s education teacher!

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief, “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are!” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, “Don’t you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!”

“OH, MY GOD!” screamed the lawyer… “My Rolex!”

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Did You Know « 03/29/2011

To clean paint off your hands use olive oil and a little sugar. It softens the paint and makes it easy to remove. Source:Wiki answers

You dont have to be a lawyer to be a Supreme Court Justice. There are no Constitutional or legislative qualifications for US Supreme Court justices. Source: Wiki answers

The earliest toilet paper was used by the Chinese Emperors in the 14th Century. Each sheet was 2frt x 3ft.( According to Wikipedia.)

There are 119 grooves on the edge of the U.S. quarter. The technique is called reeding and was and still is used as an anti-counterfeiting devce for the coins. Source: Yahoo.com

The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for $12.00. On an October morning in 1945 a crowd of over 5,000 people jammed the entrance of New York’s Gimbels Department Store. They sold the entire stock of 10,000 pens. Source: Wikipedia

You can’t hum while holding your nose closed. (I bet you just tried it) Source

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