I thought this was funny. Good laugh to start the day – well here in Australia anyway
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 p.m., after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
“My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is a bloody mess, and the dishes aren’t done. Can’t you see I’m still in my damn pyjamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the devil did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?”
“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
