This is so funny
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Study the picture first and then read the story.
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and quite a few glasses of single malt thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with humor. No sir, I do not! But while we’re asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving … On the other side.
I thought this was funny. Good laugh to start the day – well here in Australia anyway
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 p.m., after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
“My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is a bloody mess, and the dishes aren’t done. Can’t you see I’m still in my damn pyjamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the devil did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?”
“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
This is so cute, clever and funny at the same time