Something to make you Smile on a Friday

Tennessee Striptease

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob โ€˜s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, โ€œWhat the world are ya doing, Billy Bob ?โ€

โ€œGood grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,โ€ says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob, โ€œBut me โ€˜n the wife been havinโ€™ trouble lately in the bedroom dโ€™partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.โ€

Donโ€™t make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.


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