Something to Make You Smile

Just me, these  tickled my funny.




1. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.  Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.




2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

3.  If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.



4. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.
You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see.


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