Another Aussie Joke


I know, exposing my funny side this morning. oh and by the way a ‘Tinnie is an aluminum boat’.

 

 

Joke

Mike goes to a boat and camping show in the big smoke and wins a tinnie.

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He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

“What you gonna do with that. There’s no water to Float a boat within 160 Klms of here.”

He says, “I won it and I’m gonna keep it.”

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
The wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, “He’s out there in his tinnie”,
Pointing to the paddock behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his Brother in the middle of a dry paddock sitting in the
Tinnie with a fishing rod in his hand ..
He yells out to him, “What are you doing?”

His brother replies, “I’m fishing. What the hell does it look like I’m a doing?”

His brother yells, “It’s people like you that give us people from the country a bad name, making everybody think we’re stupid.

If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your arse!”
ATT22

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