Its raining Cats and Dogs outside so I am cleaning up my emails and came across this particular email that tickled me.
Its Kinda funny but unfortunately close to the truth.
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick
up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Roosevelt said, “Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……
I hope this rain stops soon it’s affecting my sense of humor. I hope no one finds this offensive.