Something to make you Smile on a Friday

Tennessee Striptease

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob ‘s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, “What the world are ya doing, Billy Bob ?”

“Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,” says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob, “But me ‘n the wife been havin’ trouble lately in the bedroom d’partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”

Don’t make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.

🤣🤣

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I am Not The Only One Who Is a Kangen Water Fan 💦

This video is worth watching as there are some very good questions answered about pH water effects and its health properties by someone who knows,a fitness guru Kim Lyons from biggest loser . 

If you are interested in a Kangen Water machine just phone us at 281 239 6410 or go to http://www.lifechanging-water.com

There is also a great Home business opportunity with this Enagic Company. If you are interested  then go to the Lifechanging-water site

Have a look at it and I am sure you will be impressed. If so contact us as we can explain more and answer any questi0ns you have.

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Define linear and leveraged income – Need To Know

 

Linear vs. Leveraged Income
Which would you rather earn?

By David Voth, Best Selling Author

First, let’s define linear and leveraged income:

Linear Income: You are basically trading your time for money. You go to a job and give your company 40 hours per week. In exchange for your time, the company pays you an income. The problem with a linear income job is that when you stop working the income stops too! A linear income job not only has an earnings cap, it is also based on you constantly working.

Leveraged Income: This form of income can be generated several ways. One way is where you do the work once and you get paid recurring income for doing the work. An example of this is royalties. Or you create something that may take a couple of years, but once it’s built it continues to pay you. Another form of leveraged income is income earned through other people’s efforts. J. Paul Getty, believed to be the richest man in the world, said: “I would rather make 1 percent on the efforts of 100 people than 100 percent on my own efforts.”

Since there are only 24 hours in a day, there’s only so much you can earn as a result of your own efforts. This key concept of leverage is the cornerstone of network and affiliate marketing.

GAMP (Global Affiliate Marketing Pros) was created to help its members earn leveraged income two ways. First, as the company’s name reveals, it is an affiliate program where once you become a member you can earn a referral fee for everyone you subscribe, and a referral fee for everyone they subscribe. The second way GAMP helps you earn leveraged income is my giving you the training, leads, sales and marketing tools, and system to recruit people to your network marketing company and to sell their products.

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So you have a choice, you can either sign up for the 40-40-40 plan (The idea that you work 40 hours per week for 40 years of your life in order to retire on 40% of your pay), or you can hustle for a few years building a business and then enjoy the time freedom gained by your efforts. It’s amazing how some people feel that 2-5 years in business is a long time to get rich, but don’t feel that 40 years at a job is a long time to stay broke.

Can you afford to live on 40% of what you were living on while working for 40 hours per week for 40 years?

If your answer is ‘NO’ then start earning or increasing your leveraged income today.

Learn More go to » http://gamp1.com
Call me for more info » David Voth: 281-918-9687

“You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want.”
~ Zig Ziglar

Remember “If You don’t do different nothing will change”

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LOL for Today

Good start to the morning – a good laugh

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Nice Shoes – Just saying

The dog is cute too. Saw this Advert yesterday and think those shoes would look great on my feet. I think they were from Neiman Marcus (hope my husband will see this. My birthday soon LOL)

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How to Survive Long Trips with the Family

Family trips in the car should be exciting and memorable. Don’t forget to stop every now and then to stretch the legs or maybe see some of the sights along the way. I know when Dad gets behind the wheel he just wants to get going and get there as fast as he can. Ok Dad or Mom it’s not about you all the time and if you want happy kids consider some of their comforts as well. Nothing worse than grumpy moaning kids trust me. Anyway here are some suggestions for entertainment along the way in between stops.

  1. When it comes to food and drink, if you’re heading from home then packing a picnic lunch and finding a park to spread the blanket is a great way to allow the children let off some steam. Make up some favorites to eat and try to keep away from Junk food that could make them a little Hypo.
  2. If the kids are older than they’ll want to help manage a playlist of songs. Give everyone in the car an option to choose – no child wants to listen to their parent’s soundtrack no matter how cool the parents think they are (note to self: Billy Idol’s “Rebel Yell” has not aged well).
  3. For younger children the audiobook is a blessing. Currently in the Top 10 audio books on Booktopia there are plenty of choices for the young ‘uns such as The 91 Story Treehouse to The World’s Worst Children 2; as well as evergreens such as Enid Blyton’s The Faraway Tree (read by Kate Winslet) and The Chronicles of Narnia.
  4. Games such “The Animal Name Game” (where one person names an animal. Then each person in order has to name another animal that starts with the last letter of the previous animal named. “Lynx” has in the past, brought the game to a quick conclusion); “The Alphabet Game” (where one person chooses the right-hand side of the road, and someone else the left and each player looks for letters of the alphabet that appear on their side. The first to point out all the letters of the alphabet in order wins); and the old chestnut that is “I Spy” will always help wile away the hours.
  5.  There is technology.  Whip out this option when the going gets rough. Some of the best game apps include Drawing Pad (age 2-4); Lightbot Jr (age 5-8) and Dragon Box Elements (age 9-12). But they’ll no doubt have their favorites. Now this one for me Is not a good option as I believe the kids should be more aware of where they are going and the surroundings plus scenery.

As comedian Eddie Cantor once said, “Slow down and enjoy life. It’s not only the scenery you miss by going too fast – you also miss the sense of where you are going and why”.

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Daddy’s Home 2 Trashed by Critics – I thought it was funny

Daddy’s Home 2 – Funny, Funny, Funny – Corny but a great belly laugh – In my opinion

I read yesterday that this movie was getting a bad review. Look I have never been a Will Ferrell fan ( don’t know why as I don’t think I have ever seen his movies) I guess he just did not look funny to me.

I have to say he was so funny or even silly in this movie but he was a LOL for me. I thought it was great,  I was not the only one laughing in the theatre thats for sure. I really don’t know how the cast were able to keep a straight face when they were doing some of the scenes. All the cast in my opinion had great chemistry

Anyway if you have not seen it you should go for some entertaining viewing I thought it was hilarious, a little corny but a good laugh (something we all need)

10 out of 10 for me

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