I saw this on the internet today and thought it was funny. Just Sharing.
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Clever and Funny
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Hey! You Have To Admit They Are Funny
Within hours of the news that Tesco’s ‘all beef hamburgers’ contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet…………
o I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse…..I guess Tesco just listened.
o Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
o Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
o Waitress in Tesco asked what I wanted on my Burger……..so I had a $5 each way bet!
o Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night…. I still have a bit between my teeth.
o A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
o Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.
o I’ve just checked the Tesco burgers in my fridge…AND THEY’RE OFF.
o Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
o Said to the missus, “These Tesco burgers have given me the trots.
o To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.
o A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, “Why the long face?”. Cow says “Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!”
o I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d’oeuvres.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead horse….
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Funny But True!
I find this rather interesting, because what is it that some countries still think wind power is such a good thing. Many countries like Australia and New Zealand have found that economically they are a very expensive ‘White Elephant’. This is a cartoon from Australia, funny but true.
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How Cute is This – Best Friends
Reminds me of my Grandchildren when they were that age. It is so special to be able to have the time to watch these funny things they do. They give great memories.
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Twin Baby Boys having a conversation – So Funny
This is so funny. I love it. Had to share.
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Why The Chicken Crossed The road
I thought this “Frugal” message was so funny. It was a good belly laugh. Think you will like it too.
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Still Think It Is Funny?
This poem was sent to me by an Australian, pointing at Australian Politicians but I think you would agree, that it is pertinent for any county in the world, at this present moment.
When you look at the end result of your salary, you will realize that most of it is paid in Tax.
I think to myself and I include myself in this. How dumb are we? We still go to work and keep paying all the taxes, we don’t complain, well if we do it is usually to a friend or spouse but never publicly, we just let the politicians and bureaucrats keep draining our hard-earned money. We probably only get one days pay a week that we can call our own.
Are we just lazy? Are we scared of authority? Are the Powerful people of the world positioning themselves to make us, the population, so dependent on the powerful few.
What ever it is that is happening, we are letting them do it. The consequences, we have no one to blame but ourselves.
I like to think of myself as a free spirit but I think that will be something of the past for the next generation. If they don’t start taking control of their future they wont be allowed even to say those words.
Am I exaggerating, maybe, I don’t think so.
I think it is time I got out into the beautiful sunshine. This is far too serious for a Sunday afternoon.
At first I thought this was funny….. Then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think..
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.
When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Capital gains Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
GST
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Medicare Levy Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Land Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Payroll Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Stamp Duty
Superannuation Levy
Superannuation tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales & Excise Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
— and in 2010
STILL THINK it’s FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
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